How to make an Emo Profile
Topic: Funny stuff
TT's guide on how to make an emo-tastic AIM profile:

First set your background to black, and then change your font to a dark gray

Then find a font that is depressing and put in in italics.

Then write about how your life is devoid of fun and how you can't get a girlfriend like this:

"There is no such thing as love, it is all lust. Fuck the World"

As you can see I added a little revolutionist in there with the "Fuck the World" since every emo thinks they are special.

Then all you need to do is make a link to your myspace and then it's all good and depressing!


View an example in my profile Arcticmonkeys33
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Strange Myspace conversation with Kalani
Topic: Funny stuff
----------------- Bulletin Message -----------------
From: kalani
Date: Aug 2, 2006 12:59 PM

aluminum tinfoil is like people in a way
so is sandpaper
and it makes me wonder...
why?
i reply to myself with a simple, i don't give a rats ass
i ask, why? why give me this rats ass?
either way, i recieve it like the aluminum tinfoil i am
and then i go into another deep thought
or at least i make a stance as if i was thinking
it makes me feel popular against sandpaper
sandpaper is edgy AND smoover
two potent spices for a delicious eggpie
and eggpie is like the world in a way
so are bananies
and it makes me ponder...
how come?
so many questions...
but in the end
we all know who sandpaper is and who aluminum tinfoil is
in the world for us eggpieians
we're all a little bit of everything
even if our current envirenment is bananies we can move on
you may be aluminum tinfoil now
but sprout you shall
sprout like never before!
for you will be even better than sandpaper
you will be above ur average eggpieians!
TOGETHER WE WILL GROW A GARDEN OF SANDPAPER!

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Jennifer lost the war (me)
Date: Aug 2, 2006 4:39 PM

Dude WTF?

----------------- Reply Message -----------------
From: Kalani

i knew as well as you thought!
.....no i have no idea
some things just fall out of my brain down to my ass and i shit it out and some times it comes out with a reply like "Dude WTF?" haha
really...u just shouldn't ask
just know