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Saturday, 19 August 2006
Snakes On A Plane Review
Topic: Movie
Snakes on a Plane is a movie with bad acting, horrible CG, bad script, but it's great. This movie is funnier than Da Vinci Code and it's on purpose. This movie has the catchphrase of the summer and you will love it, just don't expect a realistic movie.
The Plot: A punk on a motocycle witnesses the murder of an attorney in Hawaii by a japanese crime lord, and then the crime lord guy tries to kill him. But the Samuel Jackson says no your not killing him and takes him on a plane to go to LA, to testify against him. But the crime lord dude put snakes on the muthafucking plane!
This is where it get good, Snake-o-Vision. Crappy green vision which is 'spose to be a snakes its pretty funny. Well the snakes are a mixture of real and CG. There are big ones that can swallow a man, and smaller ones. Many passengers get killed in well awesome ways. One part a young couple are having sex in a bathroom(they are the first ones killed), and a snake kills them. The hilarious part is that the airline stewardess hear them in there and just think that they are having rough sex.
This movie must be seen, it is the best movie i've reviewed all summer and the ending has to be seen it is hilarious. It is a bad movie that was suppose to be bad and funny.
Plot:10 Snakes are on a Plane! what else do you want?
Acting: 9 Acting is kinda bad but it's suppose to be
Special Effects: 5 pretty crappy
Funniness: 10 You will love the cheesey dialouge and when Samuel says "I have had enough of these muthafuckin' snakes on this muthafuckin' plane" you will be in tears.
Tilt: 10 AWESOME!
8.8/10
Posted by ttfansite
at 2:27 AM EDT
Thursday, 17 August 2006
Monochrome by Helmet Review
Topic: Music Reviews
Well, first I have to praise the guitars in this album, Page Hamilton is a great guitarist. Only complaint about the guitars are that some solos don't fit the song well. There are some standout tracks such as the title track. One major flaw is Page's vocals. He is almost 50 years old and some of the vocals are bad. But in the slower songs they are good. It does sound more like the old albums. Helmet created the heavy "nu-metal" (They don't rap just many nu metal bands copied there style) sound. It has some flaws(the vocals in some songs) but the great guitars can almost make up for it.
Vocals 6/10
Music 8/10
Lyrics 8/10
Guitars 9/10
Songs 6/10
7.4/10
Posted by ttfansite
at 10:33 AM EDT
Tuesday, 1 August 2006
my shitty paint skills haha
Topic: Paint
Posted by ttfansite
at 11:16 PM EDT
Wednesday, 19 July 2006
Supersize Me
Topic: Movie
Supersize Me:
Morgan Spurlock goes on a 31 day streak where all he eats is McDonalds everyday. Also everytime he is asked to supersize he must. He gains 25 pounds in just a month, and one pound of sugar daily. Yes one pound daily. This is a great movie and I reccomend everyone who hasn't seen it see it.
*****/***** Best documentary i've seen since farenheit 9/11
Posted by ttfansite
at 10:48 PM EDT
Saturday, 15 July 2006
Little Man has little good laughs but a lot of childish giggles
Now Playing: Cigarette Smoker Fiona by Arctic Monkeys
Topic: Movie
Little Man is a film by the Wayan Brothers, Shawn and Marlon star in the film. It has many "haha he got hit in the nuts" moments and really only has a couple good laughs. but if you like jokes about rectal thermometers and just like seeing people get hit in the nuts this is a movie for you.
***/*****
Posted by ttfansite
at 8:33 PM EDT
A Book and EP, and Two Movies
Now Playing: Big Bottom by Spinal Tap
Topic: Music Reviews
I am going to review a book, an EP, and two movies as the title sugests. First is the Book:
Nothing's Sacred By Lewis Black:
Lewis Black is one of my favorite comedians and the book is hilarious it is basically an autobiography and a collection of rants. He discusses his first LSD trip which is hilarious and his college years. It is a must buy if you like Lewis Black. The only flaw is that it is kinda short at 220 ish pages.
*****/***** 5/5!
Now The EP:
Who the fuck are Arctic Monkeys by Arctic Monkeys:
This is a 5 song EP, it includes 4 new tracks. Two of the new songs are midtempo songs and the others are fast. The title track and Cigarette Smoker Fiona espicially standout. The songs have great lyrics also.
*****/***** Arctic Monkeys continue there perfect streak.
Now for the two movies: One was awesome other one sucked.
Transamerica:
It sucked, it's about a man who becomes a woman played by Felicity Huffman of Sportsnight and Desparate Housewives fame. So yeah thats about all it just plain wasn't good.
*/*****
You, Me, And Dupree:
Owen Wilson has a great performance as Dupree who lost his job and goes to live with his newlywed friend played by Matt Dillon. It is a little long though but it is funny the whole way through. It is definately the best movie that came out this year so far. Go see it!
****/*****
Posted by ttfansite
at 3:26 PM EDT
Friday, 7 July 2006
Movies to Review
Topic: Movie
The next movies I will review are Transamerica and South Park the movie.
Posted by ttfansite
at 9:01 PM EDT
Thursday, 6 July 2006
The Hills Have Eyes, American History X
Now Playing: Also this is the 50th Post
Topic: Movie
American History X
This movie is about a Neo Nazi who goes to jail for killing two blacks for stealing his car.He shoots the one and curb stomps the other. (Curb stomping is when you make someone bite the curb and then you stomp there head its pretty disgusting.)So in prison something happens and he changes his ways only to find that his younger brother has adopted his old ways and he must get him out of his old gang. Also a great performance by Edward Norton. *****/*****
The Hills Have Eyes
Well a family going on a vacation to California are in New Mexico and get attacked by mutants and umm die. And that's about it the movie doesn't flesh out the mutants like they did in the original, they just kill people for the sake of killing people. The movie does have good make-up effects(the mutants look good) but other than that the remake is no where as good as the original. If you want a good horror movie go see Hostel. **/*****
Posted by ttfansite
at 12:36 PM EDT
Wednesday, 5 July 2006
News
Topic: Website
new blog The Messiah Has Spoken it will include rants, and anything personal this now will only be for movie and music reviews.
Posted by ttfansite
at 10:38 PM EDT
Saturday, 1 July 2006
David Hasselhoff undergoes surgery
Topic: Misc.
LONDON (June 30)- Former "Baywatch" star David Hasselhoff had surgery after severing a tendon in his right arm in an accident in a London gym bathroom, his spokeswoman said Friday.
The 53-year-old actor, who played lifeguard Mitch Buchannon on the TV beach drama for 11 years, was shaving at a gym in the Sanderson Hotel on Thursday when he hit his head on a chandelier, showering his arm with broken glass, his publicist, Judy Katz, said.
Doctors operated to repair the injury and Hasselhoff spent one night at St. Thomas' Hospital in central London, Katz said.
"He's fine," Katz said by phone from New York. "He's out of the hospital and will resume filming tomorrow."
Hasselhoff is working on an ad campaign for Pipex, a British internet company, she said.
Posted by ttfansite
at 10:53 AM EDT
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