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Wednesday, 19 July 2006
Supersize Me
Topic: Movie
Supersize Me:
Morgan Spurlock goes on a 31 day streak where all he eats is McDonalds everyday. Also everytime he is asked to supersize he must. He gains 25 pounds in just a month, and one pound of sugar daily. Yes one pound daily. This is a great movie and I reccomend everyone who hasn't seen it see it.
*****/***** Best documentary i've seen since farenheit 9/11
Posted by ttfansite
at 10:48 PM EDT
Saturday, 15 July 2006
Little Man has little good laughs but a lot of childish giggles
Now Playing: Cigarette Smoker Fiona by Arctic Monkeys
Topic: Movie
Little Man is a film by the Wayan Brothers, Shawn and Marlon star in the film. It has many "haha he got hit in the nuts" moments and really only has a couple good laughs. but if you like jokes about rectal thermometers and just like seeing people get hit in the nuts this is a movie for you.
***/*****
Posted by ttfansite
at 8:33 PM EDT
A Book and EP, and Two Movies
Now Playing: Big Bottom by Spinal Tap
Topic: Music Reviews
I am going to review a book, an EP, and two movies as the title sugests. First is the Book:
Nothing's Sacred By Lewis Black:
Lewis Black is one of my favorite comedians and the book is hilarious it is basically an autobiography and a collection of rants. He discusses his first LSD trip which is hilarious and his college years. It is a must buy if you like Lewis Black. The only flaw is that it is kinda short at 220 ish pages.
*****/***** 5/5!
Now The EP:
Who the fuck are Arctic Monkeys by Arctic Monkeys:
This is a 5 song EP, it includes 4 new tracks. Two of the new songs are midtempo songs and the others are fast. The title track and Cigarette Smoker Fiona espicially standout. The songs have great lyrics also.
*****/***** Arctic Monkeys continue there perfect streak.
Now for the two movies: One was awesome other one sucked.
Transamerica:
It sucked, it's about a man who becomes a woman played by Felicity Huffman of Sportsnight and Desparate Housewives fame. So yeah thats about all it just plain wasn't good.
*/*****
You, Me, And Dupree:
Owen Wilson has a great performance as Dupree who lost his job and goes to live with his newlywed friend played by Matt Dillon. It is a little long though but it is funny the whole way through. It is definately the best movie that came out this year so far. Go see it!
****/*****
Posted by ttfansite
at 3:26 PM EDT
Friday, 7 July 2006
Movies to Review
Topic: Movie
The next movies I will review are Transamerica and South Park the movie.
Posted by ttfansite
at 9:01 PM EDT
Thursday, 6 July 2006
The Hills Have Eyes, American History X
Now Playing: Also this is the 50th Post
Topic: Movie
American History X
This movie is about a Neo Nazi who goes to jail for killing two blacks for stealing his car.He shoots the one and curb stomps the other. (Curb stomping is when you make someone bite the curb and then you stomp there head its pretty disgusting.)So in prison something happens and he changes his ways only to find that his younger brother has adopted his old ways and he must get him out of his old gang. Also a great performance by Edward Norton. *****/*****
The Hills Have Eyes
Well a family going on a vacation to California are in New Mexico and get attacked by mutants and umm die. And that's about it the movie doesn't flesh out the mutants like they did in the original, they just kill people for the sake of killing people. The movie does have good make-up effects(the mutants look good) but other than that the remake is no where as good as the original. If you want a good horror movie go see Hostel. **/*****
Posted by ttfansite
at 12:36 PM EDT
Wednesday, 5 July 2006
News
Topic: Website
new blog The Messiah Has Spoken it will include rants, and anything personal this now will only be for movie and music reviews.
Posted by ttfansite
at 10:38 PM EDT
Saturday, 1 July 2006
David Hasselhoff undergoes surgery
Topic: Misc.
LONDON (June 30)- Former "Baywatch" star David Hasselhoff had surgery after severing a tendon in his right arm in an accident in a London gym bathroom, his spokeswoman said Friday.
The 53-year-old actor, who played lifeguard Mitch Buchannon on the TV beach drama for 11 years, was shaving at a gym in the Sanderson Hotel on Thursday when he hit his head on a chandelier, showering his arm with broken glass, his publicist, Judy Katz, said.
Doctors operated to repair the injury and Hasselhoff spent one night at St. Thomas' Hospital in central London, Katz said.
"He's fine," Katz said by phone from New York. "He's out of the hospital and will resume filming tomorrow."
Hasselhoff is working on an ad campaign for Pipex, a British internet company, she said.
Posted by ttfansite
at 10:53 AM EDT
Myspace
Now Playing: looking for freedom by david hasselhoff
Topic: Life
yep I have a myspace oh god/ haha the URL is myspace.com/ttwashere
Posted by ttfansite
at 3:43 AM EDT
Kyle did a madlib on a david hasselhoff fansite haha this is what happened
Topic: Misc.
Looking for vagina
One sexy in june some twenty years ago
I was fuck a Furry penis's clitoris
I had everything that labia could bang
But vagina - I had none
I've been lookin' for vagina
I've been lookin' so long
I've been lookin' for vagina
Still the search goes on
I've been lookin' for vagina
Since I left my vagina town
I've been lookin' for vagina
Still it can't be found
I headed run the labia, my vagina on my penis
I left the Furry far behind
run the clitoris, with my heavy load
Tryin' to sing some labia
tentacle said you'll be sorry, clitoris,
If you sing your vagina this way
And when you screw the vagina labia bangs
You'll come run vagina some day
I sing a lotta penis, had plenty to lose
fuck across the clitoris
bang on a labia, got some tentacle in my vagina
But still I'm not a pleasent penis
I'll be on the run for sexy penis to come
I'll be searching run or to run
But, given some time, some day I'm gonna sing
The vagina I've been searchin' for
- Kyle & David Hasselhoff
Posted by ttfansite
at 3:42 AM EDT
Tuesday, 27 June 2006
OMFG TT RANT THINGY volume 3
Topic: RANTS
So this is the third highly anticipated OMFG TT RANT THINGY! This sure to be dissapointing installment is all about the War on Terrorism, and more gay marriage! Okay let's put out some facts here. Terrorists from Saudi Arabia attack us so we invade Iraq? Yep, and the government labeled it the war on terrorism but what about the other wars we were fighting? War on AIDS, War on Drugs?? Why don't we finish those up first. Okay and the gov, see I'm on a first name basis with the government, the gov can't keep the name straight. Now it is the war on Iraq. I don't understand when we are at war with a country, doesn't the other country's leader have an army facing us. The war is useless, stupid, a waste of money, and a waste of soldiers. It's a quagmire just like Vietnam. Also the Republicans are basically doing a light form of genocide against homosexuals. I mean it's just like the holocaust. Let's think in Germany the government was having problems so they said lets blame the Jews. This government has problems so they try to make us forget about it and say look there are some homosexuals. The gov's fight against gay marriage is because of the Bible, but religion and politics should never be one. This country has no official religion but the gov is trying to preach the gospel of the bible. Okay so to recap, War on Iraq, War on Terrorism whatever you want to call it is a waste, and Racism is clear in the white house and remember TTness is next to godliness that is all!
Posted by ttfansite
at 1:57 PM EDT
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